Daniel Meade Quotes (Page 2)
Alexis: "I have bigger dreams than this."
Daniel: What, a uterus?"
Alexis: "You can say it, but can you spell it?"
Grace: "Maybe I should stand out in the snow for three hours and cry icicle tears."
Daniel: "Worked on that one for a while?"
Grace: "12 years."
Grace: "Julie now has a husband, two kids and a dog."
Daniel: "Oh, that's nice."
Grace: "In her mind. She's in a mental institution."
Grace: "I'm the only one who can win it."
Daniel: "Great, so you'll take it."
Grace: "Not a chance in hell."
Daniel: "You said you were gonna win it."
Grace: "And you said you were gonna meet me at the Sigma Phi New Year's Eve Party."
Daniel: "Oh crap."
Walter: "I have a coupon for the baked potato bar!"
Daniel: "Sorry... I had a potato for breakfast."
Daniel: [about prison] "So, how's it going?"
Bradford: "Great. It's just like the country club, except all the caddies are carrying shivs."
Daniel: "Please don't say 'boobs' again."
Betty: "I'll say 'boobs' again!"
(At a karaoke bar)
Betty: "It's half off if you sing."
Daniel: "But... but I'm rich!"
Betty: Now can we discuss this cheeto tan?
Daniel: What? I was suppose to be in Rio for two weeks.
Betty: You look like an oompa loompa.
Translator: Oshi wants to know where we're going.
Daniel: New Jersey.