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Darnell Turner Quotes

Randy: Nerf sidewalks!
Darnell: That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007

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Darnell: Is there a problem, officer?

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007

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Joy: What the hell are you doing?
Darnell: Throwing you a surprise party.
Joy: My birthday's not 'til next week!
Darnell: That's the surprise!

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007

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Randy: (singing) We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop ...
Darnell: Randy, those aren't helium balloons.

  • Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007

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Earl: (narrating) Donny took the TV section, Joy took the beauty products and pharmacy aisle.
Joy: Help! Help! The machines got me! Y2K! Y2K! Never mind I scared it!
Earl: (narrating) Darnell seemed happy in his section.
Darnell: (holding a card with a hole in it) Oh, I get it, my finger's his wiener!

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007

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Earl: Hey, Crab Man.
Darnell: Hey, Earl!

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007

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