Donna Pinciotti Quotes
Donna: Jackie, I think my exact words were, I know you love him, but Michael’s a jerk.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007Bob: Hey, there kids, where've you two been?
Donna: God, Dad can't we be gone for a minute without you making all sorts of accusations? I mean, God, it was just a minute!
Eric: To be fair, Donna, it was a little more than a minute.
Donna: God! Their marriage almost ended, they put me through hell, and now that they're getting back together, it's like it doesn't even mean anything! How am I supposed to write about love when they are the worst example in the entire world?
Eric: No, no, okay, look, they may not be the best example but, they do love each other. They just can't express it or, really any thoughts more complex than I'm hungry. But the important thing is that they really do love each other.
Donna: Yeah, I guess they do.
Eric: They do, you know they do. And that's why they need you to say what they can't say. Because, despite your bimbo-like good looks, you're very smart. Look, write the vows that you would write. And Donna, I know... I know it'll be great.
Eric: But I was thinking, why cuddle when we could do it?
Donna: Okay, you’ve been talking to those idiots in the basement again.
Donna: I love you.
Eric: I love... cake.
Donna: This whole divorce thing could actually work to my advantage.
Jackie: Exactly!
Donna: Yeah... I just have to make it very clear that my love is contingent on how much they buy me.
Jackie: Why am I even talking to you about this? You have a great handle on it.
Donna: Excuse me, Jackie, when exactly did you lose your soul?
Jackie: Um, cheerleading camp.
Donna: So, my parents are, like, fighting all the time, and they want me to choose sides. But I can't, because they're both idiots.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Eric: I killed her. She was old, and the shock of her grandson telling her that she was nasty killed her.
Donna: Have you talked to Red about this?
Eric: I'm not talking to my dad about this. Do you remember how angry he got when I didn't rake the yard? And this is like, twice as bad!
Jackie: [sitting atop the water tower] Oh my God. From up here, Point Place looks just like Paris.
Donna: You think that looks like Paris? No wonder you think Kelso could be a model.
Kelso: Whoa! I could so be a model.