Donna Pinciotti Quotes (Page 4)
Donna: Are you gonna streak?
Eric: No, we took a vote and it's unanimous. We're all very chicken.
Donna: That's too bad. It's been a while since I've seen you naked.
Eric: You've never seen me naked.
Donna: Like a zillion times! We were kids and you were always running around the neighborhood naked screaming Wee-Wee Pee-Pee!
Hyde: So Forman, the rally's tonight man, what's your decision?
Kelso: Yeah, are you gonna streak or not?
Donna: Don't pressure him.
Eric: No, I've been doing some thinking, and I'm in.
Hyde: Alright.
Donna: Well, you're gonna look like a bunch of idiots.
Kelso: A bunch of naked idiots.
Midge: Honey, there are lots of things I do to make your father happy that I don't really like.
Donna: MOM, eww!
Midge: No, not that. I love that. I meant like fishing.
Hyde: I can’t believe this. Who cares if Ford is coming?
Eric: It’s better than when the Oscar Meyer weenie mobile drove through.
Donna: They didn’t even stop! They just slowed down and threw a bunch of hotdog whistles at us.
Hyde: Two girls in a phallic RV, driving around handing out things you blow... What a great country.
[Fantasy scene]
Donna: Now that the adults are gone, we can be as bad as we want!
Jackie: Who wants to give Eric a venereal disease?
Kelso: Hey look, coasters!
Hyde: Forget coasters.
Eric: Please fellas, my mom put out coasters for a reason.
Hyde: I think I'm gonna put my drink directly on the furniture. That way, it will leave a ring!
Eric: Noooo! Why, oh why, didn't I beg my mother to stay?
Fez: Quiet you silly American! I am making a long-distance call on your parent's phone!
Eric: But that's immoral!
Fez: Hah! In my country, of whereever it is I am from, I can never tell, morals get in the way of a good dirty time.
Eric: [dreaming] Donna, Donna, it's three am! Are you crazy?
Donna: Crazy? Crazy in love with you! What is it about you that drives me wild with desire?
Eric: Well, I am seventeen now.
Donna: Shut up and sit down. I have to give you your birthday present. It can't wait any longer. Close your eyes! [she hands him her nightgown]
Eric: This is my birthday present?
Donna: No, that's my nightgown. I'm your present. Open your eyes birthday boy!
Donna: Look, I've lived next door to Eric my entire life and we talk about everything together. We love the same music, we love the Packers. Then I kissed him and everything changed. And now I don't know if he's my boyfriend, or if he's my best-friend . If he's my boyfriend, I lose my boyfriend. If I screw it up, I lose my best-friend and my boyfriend. Now I have to give him this gift and I don't...
Jackie: Donna. Donna! I've solved it. Get him a scented candle.
Donna: A scented candle?
Jackie: It's practical and romantic.
[Donna kisses Eric]
Eric: What was that for?
Donna: I just wanted to see what it was like.
Eric: What was it like?
Donna: You were there.
Eric: I wasn't ready for it.
Donna: What would you've done differently?
Eric: I don't know, something with my lips.
Donna: Sounds good. Let's try that next time.
Eric: When exactly is next time?
Donna: Goodnight.
Eric: Yeah, I'm really gonna sleep after that!
Eric: What a great night! It's amazing what one act of civil disobedience can do for you. I mean there's a whole world that's waiting to be driven to. We could go to Canada. We got a new battery, what's stopping us?
Donna: You know, I think Canada closes at nine-thirty.
Kelso: What happened to your dad's hair?
Donna: He got a perm in it.
Kelso: So, that's permanent?
