Doug Wilson Quotes
Doug Wilson: Did you try the Sag Aloo? It's to die for and then be reincarnated and then die for again.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Andy Botwin: How can you be so blindly pro-Bush?
Doug Wilson: I like his wife Laura... I used to buy weed from her at SMU.
Doug Wilson: Nance, trust me, a bakery is virtually impossible to run without drug money.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007 Andy: Runway?
Doug: You know, that piece of skin that runs between your asshole and your balls, or asshole and vagina - that’s called a runway.
Andy: That’s called a taint, taint ass, taint equipment.
Doug: What the hell’s that mean? No, I think runway’s much more visually descriptive.
Andy: It’s a taint.
Doug: Runway.
Andy: Taint.
Doug: Runway!
Andy: Hey, Lupita, settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between a d**k and an asshole?
Lupita: The coffee table.
Andy: Hey, Doug.
Doug: Hey, Randy.
Andy: Andy, it’s Andy.
Doug: Oh really? I thought... It’s not Randy?
Andy: (shakes his head)
Doug: I’ve always thought of you as a Randy.
Andy: Pretty sure.
Doug: Hmm, wow. Okay.
Doug: If you make something mediocre enough, you might even have a go at it.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Doug: Hey, any more Steven Hawking? I wanna be wheeled out of here.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007 Doug: See this Lollipop?
Nancy: It isn’t...
Doug: Yes, I’m getting high right now and you can’t even tell.
Doug: (on phone) Hey listen, I’ve got somebody here... we’ll finish this up at the next counsel meeting. Your turn to bring the vodka. Okay, you too. Yes, yes, I f**ked your wife. Yes, I f**ked your mother. Okay, bye.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Doug: Oh, it’s a weed wonderland, Nancy. Like Amsterdam, only better, because you don’t have to visit the Anne Frank house and pretend to be all sad and stuff.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007
