Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 2)
Dwight: [to Angela] I just wanna be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.
• Rating 4.9 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Angela: Oh, what is that?
Dwight: It's a feral barn cat. I trapped him last night and I'm giving him to you as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed.
Angela: Her name was Sprinkles.
Dwight: And his name is Garbage. Mose calls him Garbage because he likes to eat garbage.
Dwight: I don't see it. I think they both could do better.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007Dwight: With the electricity we're using to keep Meredith alive, we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me what's unethical.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 30th, 2007 Angela: Any problems?
Dwight: Well, you left the TV on. And your cat is dead.
Angela: I have to visit the alchy.
Dwight: Check to see if she's faking. If a car hit me, it wouldn't crack my pelvis. You know what? I bet she cracked it at home. Jumped in front of the car to get some workman's comp.
Angela: I wouldn't put it past her.
Dwight: When you have done something good, you will receive one Schrute buck. One thousand Schrute bucks equals an extra five minutes for lunch.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Pam: So you would be the regional manager and the assistant regional manager, Andy is your number two, I would be the secret assistant regional manager.
Dwight: Mmm, let's call it secret assistant to the regional manager.
Pam: Mm-hm.
Dwight: Do you accept?
Pam: Absolutely I do.
Dwight: Don’t you want to earn Schrute bucks?
Stanley: No. In fact, I’ll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.
Dwight: What’s the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
Stanley: The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.
Dwight: Once I'm officially regional manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified.
• Rating 4.9 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007