Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 6)
Dwight: How would I describe myself? Three words - hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.
• Rating 4.5 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Dwight: For your convenience, I've broken it down into three parts: professional resume, athletic and special skills resume, and Dwight Schrute trivia.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Dwight: One of my life goals was to die right here, in my desk chair. And today, that dream was shattered.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Dwight: Although I love this company more than almost anything in the world, I have decided to step down from my post and spend more time with my family. I do not fear the unknown. I will meet my new challenges head-on, and I will succeed, and I will laugh in the faces of those who doubt me. It's been a pleasure working with some of you, and I will not forget those of you soon. But remember, while today it is me, we all shall fall. In other words, I'm quitting.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007Dwight : I overslept. Damn rooster didn’t crow.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Michael: I want you to think about it long and hard.
Dwight: That's what she said.
Michael: (in a low voice) Don't you dare.
Dwight: Here's my card. It's got my cell number, my pager number, my home number, and my other pager number. I never take vacations, I never get sick, and I don't celebrate any major holidays.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007 Dwight : I like Karen. She’s pretty. Appears intelligent.
Jim : Well, I like pretty women who have the appearance of intelligence.
Dwight : My girlfriend is also beautiful and smart. She could be a model. Or a college professor. Which is intimidating to a lot of guys.
Jim : We should go on a double date.
Dwight : [scoffs] No thank you.
Jim : Seriously, you’re gonna sit in the back?
Dwight : Uh, yeah. It’s the safest part of a car. In the event of a crash, the driver always protects his side first.
[Jim hits the brakes and Dwight slams his head into the back of the seat]
Dwight: [To crying Pam] So you're PMSing pretty bad, huh?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007
