Dwight Schrute Quotes (Page 8)
Dwight: Diwali is a celebration of the coronation of the God-king Rama, after his epic battle with Ravina, the demon-king of Lanka. It symbolizes the battle between good and evil.
Michael: All right, all right. This isn't Lord of the Rings.
Pam: I just feel kind of tired, you know?
Dwight: Maybe you've got mono.
Pam: Maybe.
Ryan: They really didn't like me.
Dwight: They did not . . . but they didn't have to say it to your face.
Dwight: [to Ryan] When you are ready to see the sales office, the sales office will present itself to you.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007Dwight: Will Ryan become a slacker, loser, wiseass like Jim or will he join the Dwight Army of Champions?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Dwight: Why did Robert Mifflin commit suicide?!
Ryan: Um... he was depressed.
Dwight: Wrong! He hated himself! What... is the DHARMA Initiative?!
Dwight: Just as you have planted your seed into the ground, I will plant my seed into you.
Ryan: I don't think you realize what you're saying.
Dwight: Michael always says "K-I-S-S. Keep it simple, stupid." Great advice. Hurts my feelings every time.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007 Dwight: Just think, that temp agency could have sent you anywhere!
Ryan: I think about that all the time.
Dwight: What is Michael Scott's greatest fear?
Ryan: Loneliness... maybe women.
Dwight: Wrong. Michael Scott isn't afraid of anything. [pause] Also, I would have accepted 'snakes.'