Earl Hickey Quotes
Earl: I gotta poop.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Earl: I forgot to ask Randy what he was doing following that guy with the tight striped pants.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007 Randy: They're gonna die soon, aren't they, Earl?
Earl: At least they'll be near a bunny.
Joy: Hey, crank up the radio! Find me some "Wu-Tang Clan."
Earl: Since when do you like rap music?
Joy: I'm not cheating on you!
Joy: You stole me a police car?
Earl: Yep. There's a hostage in the back too. If you say something scary, he'll show you pictures of his kids. They're cute.
Joy: I love you so much, baby. I am gonna *beep* your *beep* *beep* with my sweet sweet sweet love *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* ...
Earl: Shhhh... you had me at balls.
Earl: Oh God, I skinned my pecker!
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Earl: She didn't mean "stealing stealing" ... She's from Canada, and in Canada, "stealing" means "working hard and obeying the law," eh?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Earl: No, what was weak was sitting in that room talking about your feelings.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Earl: Remember, real men keep their emotions bottled up until they explode, and then they punch something that has nothing to do with what they're mad at.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007Earl: Donny, what can I trade you for a TV?
Donny Give me your wife!
Earl: I'm not giving you my wife Donny. Pick a snack food.
Donny: Marshmallow, smeared on your wife.
Earl: Donny!
Donny: Okay, I'll give ya a TV, but I get to ask for one favor, and you don't get to ask me what the favor is, and I can ask you the favor when I want, and you can't say no!
Earl: Is the favor giving you my wife?
Donny: Yep!
