Earl Hickey Quotes (Page 2)
Earl: (narrating) Donny took the TV section, Joy took the beauty products and pharmacy aisle.
Joy: Help! Help! The machines got me! Y2K! Y2K! Never mind I scared it!
Earl: (narrating) Darnell seemed happy in his section.
Darnell: (holding a card with a hole in it) Oh, I get it, my finger's his wiener!
Earl: Maybe Randy was right... maybe the computers did rise up and kill everybody!
Joy: Where are the bodies?
Donny: The computers are using them for fuel!
Earl: Where is everybody, we've gone 10 blocks and haven't seen a soul.
Donny: Maybe they're hiding.
Randy: Marco? Polo!
Joy: Were not in the damn pool, you idiot!
Ralph: What if I cut off my pinky toe, put it in this 'ere cooler, stick it in a Winky Dinky dog and sue them for ten thousand dollars?
Earl: You are not cutting off your pinky toe, we're going to have to think of another way to come up with the money.
Ralph: Well, you see, the think about that is...
Earl: Your pinky toe's already in the cooler, isn't it?
Raplh: Yeah, it's in there.
Randy: You takin' Pops' hot dogs outta Camden County is like taking chicken out of Syracuse.
Earl: It's Buffalo, Randy.
Randy: No, I'm pretty sure it's chicken, Earl.
Joy: Yeah, it's chicken! Hot chicken!
Earl: We should have taken back roads, but how often do you get to surf a giant hot dog down main street?
• Vote for this Quote! • July 31st, 2007 Mr. Patrick: Are you and E-coli buddies?
Earl: Is that the little Chinese guy in the back who washes the dishes?
Earl: Shh, I'm not telling Randy, he's afraid of chickens... and the Pope's big hat, but mainly because he thinks there's a chicken under it.
• Vote for this Quote! • July 27th, 2007 Earl: It's gone!
Dodge: What's gone?
Earl: Mystery Fun Land. They tore it down. Now I can't cross ya off the list.
Dodge: You mean your "idiot list"?
Earl: Is that what your mom calls it?
Dodge: She also puts another word in front of it, but I don't know what it means. The guy from Scarface says it a lot.
Earl Jr.: I know what it means.
Randy: If I can steer that toy car round the room, then we'll be okay to drive.
Earl: Randy, thats a cat.
