Edie Britt Quotes (Page 3)
Edie: "Susan. Why are you so eerily calm? Mike Delfino just dumped you. The Susan Mayer I know would be a blubbering mess right now. Oh, come on, trot her on out. She’s fun to watch."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Edie: "Well, someone might as well say it. Susan, what the hell have you been smoking?"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 20th, 2007Bree: "How in the world can anyone accuse me of murder?"
Edie: "Well, you are wound pretty tight. What? The super mom is always the first to snap. They’ve done studies."
Bree: "I’ve realized looking back that I was still in shock during Rex’s first funeral. I don’t think it had quite hit me yet what had happened so that’s why this small ceremony means so much to me. Because I realize now that this is the last chance I’m gonna have to say goodbye."
Edie: "Unless, of course, they dig him up again."
Edie: "I don’t think Mike would do that to his own son."
Susan: "You know?"
Edie: "That Mike’s Zach’s real father? Yes. Julie told Karl, Karl told me and I sent out a few e-mails."
Susan: "Well, thanks for your discretion."
Susan: "Well, I don't mean to be technical here, but this show, I mean, it really is supposed to be a family thing, and I hate to point out you're not family."
Edie: "No, but I have talent, and to most audiences, talent trumps family."
Edie: "Karl said that you know all about our dirty little secret."
Susan: "Yes, yes, I do."
Edie: "Well, I feel awful. I should have told you that I was doing your ex. Well, it would've been the classy thing to do."
Susan: "Well, etiquette is a lost art for a lot of people."
Edie: "Oh, you've gotta believe me, I never, ever thought anything would happen with us. But on our first date, Karl took me to a Mexican restaurant. You know what I get like when I drink tequila. A couple of shooters and my bra unhooks itself."
Susan: "Circumstances beyond your control. I get it."
Edie: "Susan! I heard what happened with Zach. How are you doing?"
Susan: "Fine. Is Mike here?"
Edie: "Inside. Jeez. You must have been terrified. I mean, he put poor Felicia in the hospital. Did he pistol whip you?"
Susan: "No."
Edie: "Oh, come on. You can tell me. Did he slap you around?"
Susan: "No."
Edie: "Well, don't get me wrong. I'm, I'm thrilled that you're okay. It's just that when someone holds someone else hostage, they usually rough 'em up a little."
Susan: "It wasn't like that."
Edie: "Oh. Not even a little kicking?"
Susan: "Edie!"
Susan: "You wasted your time... and your donuts."
Edie: "Not if you choke on them."
Edie: (to Bree) "You could have an affair with anyone and you choose the pharmacist? You are such a Republican."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007
