Elaine Benes Quotes (Page 2)

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Waiter: An Alan Mercer called for you. He said he's sorry, but he won't be able to make it tonight. He's been stabbed.
Elaine: Stabbed?!
Waiter: More bread?

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 3rd, 2007


Elaine: Jerry, George, Kramer.... this is Kevin, Gene, and Feldman.
Jerry: This is really weird.

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 3rd, 2007


Kramer: What's wrong?
Elaine: Oh, Peterman ran off to Burma and now he wants me to run the catalog.
Kramer: Where?
Jerry: Myanmar.
Kramer: What's that? The discount pharmacy?

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 3rd, 2007


Elaine: Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know, "Scent Of A Woman." Who-ah! Who-ah!
Soup Nazi: Very good. Very good.
Elaine: Well, I...
Soup Nazi: You know something?
Elaine: Hmmm?
Soup Nazi: No soup for you!
Elaine: What?
Soup Nazi: Come back one year! Next!

  • Vote for this Quote! • July 2nd, 2007


Jimmy: You know Jimmy is pretty sweet on you.
Elaine: [thinks Jimmy is another guy] Ah! He is?!
Jimmy: Oh yeah! Jimmy's been watching you. You're just Jimmy's type.
Elaine: Ahh! Really?
Jimmy: Jimmy's new in town. Jimmy doesn't really know anyone.
Elaine: Oh! well I'd like to get to know him.
Jimmy: Jimmy would like to get to know you.

  • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007



Elaine: He recycled this gift. He's a regifter.

  • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007


Elaine: "So, mom and pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust - for 48 years - and then run off with Jerry's sneakers?"
Kramer: "Apparently."

  • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007


Elaine: Can I have a big salad, please?
Waitress: We don't have big salads, but you can get two small salads.
Elaine: Can you put them in a big bowl?
Waitress: We don't have big bowls.

  • Rating 4.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007


Jerry: He doesn't even care if a man answers.
Elaine: Or you.

  • Vote for this Quote! • June 29th, 2007


Elaine: Well, to tell you the truth, Dr. Feffa, I ... I was surprised to hear you use a word like breathtaking to describe a baby, I mean, because you also used it referring to me.
Ben: Well, you know Elaine, sometimes you say things just to be nice.

  • Rating 5.0 / 5Vote for this Quote! • June 28th, 2007


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