Elaine Benes Quotes (Page 3)
Elaine: Some night, huh?
Ben: Yeah, I wish I had my telescope.
Elaine: Some dinner, huh?
Ben: Nothing like fresh caught lobster.
Elaine: Some house, huh?
Ben: It was built by Mark Fargman. He build a lot of these homes here.
Elaine: Some ugly baby, huh?
Ben: What did you say?
Elaine: I said, uh, some snuggly baby.
Ben: He is something.
George: See, look at this. Rachel, my T-shirt shrunk. It used to be much bigger, and now it shrunk. You see, that's what water does. It shrinks things.
Elaine: Really? Tell us more, Mr. Science.
George: Elaine! Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: You mean like laundry?
Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?!
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle.
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
Jerry: Is it me or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seen?
Elaine: Uh, I couldn't look. It was like the Pekinese.
Jerry: Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool. And, you know, the thing is, they're never gonna know, no one's ever gonna tell them.
Elaine: Oh, you have to lie.
Jerry: It's a must lie situation.
Elaine: Yes, it's a must lie situation.
Jerry: This is weird, wild stuff. George hasn’t even seen her yet.
Elaine: Why do you think we’re getting a sneak preview?
Kramer: Maybe she’s trying to create a buzz.
Elaine: What?
Kramer: You know, get some good word-of-mouth going.
Jerry: Oh this is interesting.
Elaine: What?
Jerry: Jane's topless.
Kramer: Yo-Yo Ma.
Jerry: Boutros Boutros-Ghali.
Elaine: Nice rack.
Kramer: I'm gonna go see if there are any girls on the beach. Elaine, you wanna come?
Elaine: No thanks. I got plenty of girlfriends.
Jerry: And then there's Maude.
Elaine: Look at my face, look at it. You see any lines?
Jerry: No lines.
Elaine: You know why? One word: shade.
Elaine: Oh, isn't that weird that George and Jane haven't had sex yet, but they're spending a weekend together?
Jerry: I know, George is pretty pleased about it. It's like she signed a letter of intent.
Elaine: We gotta see the new baby anyway, at least we'll get a weekend in the Hamptons out of it.
Jerry: Didn't they just have a baby?
Elaine: That was two years ago, remember? 'Jeh-Ree, you gotta see the Bay-Bee! You gotta see the Bay-Bee!'
Jerry: Is it possible they're just having babies to get people to visit them?
