Elaine Benes Quotes (Page 5)
George: You faked?
Elaine: On occasion.
Jerry: And the guy never knows?
Elaine: No.
Jerry: How can he not know that?
Elaine: Because I was gooood.
Kramer: I got news for you: handicapped people, they don't even want to park there! They wanna be treated just like anybody else! That's why, those spaces are always empty.
George: He's right! It's the same thing with the feminists. You know, they want everything to be equal, everything! But when the check comes, where are they?
Elaine: What's that suppose to mean?
Elaine: I love the Drake!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 27th, 2007 Elaine: What happened?
Jerry: I told her about the contest.
Elaine: Oh, boy, she's a whack-o.
Jerry: All right, Costanza. It's just you and me.
George: And then, there were two.
Elaine: Elaine Benes Kennedy Junior.
George: You caved?!
Jerry: It's over?!
George: You're out?!
Jerry: Oh my God, the Queen is dead! What happened?
Elaine: It was, uh, John John.
Jerry and George: Ohhhhh. John John.
Jerry: But the question is, are you still master of your domain?
Elaine: I'm queen of the castle.
Elaine: John F. Kennedy Junior!
Jerry: What?
Elaine: He was in my aerobics class.
Jerry: Really? Did you talk to him?
Elaine: No, you don't understand - he was working out right in front of me. So, listen, after the class was over, I timed my walk to the door so we'd get there at the exact same moment, and he says to me, "Quite a workout."
George: "Quite a workout"? What did you say?
Elaine: I said, "yeah."
Jerry: Good one.
Joyce: I can get you a spot right behind him. He has got a great butt.
Elaine: Yeah. Butt. Butt. Great butt. John-John's butt.
Kramer: I'm out.
Elaine: What?!
Kramer: Yeah, I'm out - I'm out of the contest.
George: You're out?!
Kramer: Yeah, yeah.. What?
Elaine: Well, that was fast!
Jerry: Well, it was that woman across the street. You know, you better be careful, buddy. She's gonna get you next.
