Elaine Benes Quotes (Page 7)
Elaine: Okay, so he just wants to talk to you. I couldn't talk him out of it. So you just tell him that you're my boyfriend and that we're in love, okay. Can you do that?
Kramer: Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm your boyfriend.
Elaine: Okay.
Kramer: Have we been intimate?
Elaine: Yeah. Yeah, we've been intimate.
Elaine: I gotta get some new friends.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Jerry: [to Newman] Now, you better tell me where Kramer is, or are we gonna have to do this the hard way?
Newman: Help! Help!
Jerry: Where's Kramer?
Newman: Help!
Elaine: What's going on?
George: All bald people look good in hats.
Elaine: You should have lived in the '20s and '30s, you know, men wore hats all the time then.
George: What a bald paradise that must have been. Nobody knew.
Elaine: And there it was, mountains of duck. And not fatty duck either, but juicy tender breasts of duck.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Jerry: Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant.
Elaine: Well, maybe some mental defective put something stupid on her leg.
Jerry: Even if this so-called mental defective did put something on her leg, she's still the one who laughed.
Kramer: All right, Coney Island. Ok, you can take the B or the F and switch for the N at Broadway Lafayette, or you can go over the bridge to DeKalb and catch the Q to Atlantic Avenue, then switch to the IRT 2, 3, 4 or 5, but don't get on the G. See that's very tempting, but you wind up on Smith and 9th street, then you gotta get on the R.
Elaine: Couldn't he just take the D straight to Coney Island?
Kramer: Well, yeah...
Elaine: George, this is one of the nicest things anyone has ever given me!
George: Well good, good. Take it off, you're going to wear it out already. It's for special occasions, this thing.
Kramer: What's that red dot on your sweater?
Jerry: Should we walk him around?
Elaine and Kramer: Yes, yes.
Kramer: Yeah, I've seen them do that.
Jerry: No, no that's for a drug overdose.
Kramer: Maybe that's what he's got.
Elaine: No, no, no, no, Kramer. I just had lunch with him, he didn't leave the table.
Kramer: Well he could have dropped acid when you weren't looking.
Elaine: You'd really like him.
Jerry: Why do people always say that? I hate everyone, why would I like him?
