Elaine Benes Quotes (Page 8)
Elaine: Yeah, yeah. I've seen goldfish. They're not unhappy.
Ava: Oh yeah, right. Swim around in a bowl for two weeks and get flushed down the toilet, that's a good life. [To George] Let's go.
Elaine: Oh yeah, that's right. Go ahead, go ahead, maybe you can run over a squirrel!
George: That's why we're here in America.
Elaine: Yeah, I eat fish occasionally.
Ava: So you're a hypocrite.
George: Hey, I've eaten frogs, so nobody's perfect. Anyway-
Ava: Well, talk to me when you stop eating fish.
Elaine: Fish don't feel any pain.
Ava: How do you know? Do you communicate with fish?
Elaine: You don't care that innocent defenseless animals are being tortured so that you can look good?
George: Could we talk about this some other time?
Ava: Are you a vegetarian?
Jerry: Here we go..
Elaine: Hey, is that real fur?
Jerry: Oh boy..
Ava: It better be or my ex-husband owes me an explanation.
George: Yeah, good night.
Woman: I've lost my fiancé! How could I lose my fiancé!? Oh the poor baby!
Elaine: Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
Woman: What?
Elaine: I said, the dingo ate your baby.
Elaine: (jokingly) Jerry, I want to slide my tongue around you like a snake.....Ooooooooooha ... oooooohaaaa.....
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Jerry: Casus belli.
Elaine: Casus..belli.
Jerry: I don't know. I'm obsessed with it. It's like a spider in the toilet struggling for a survival. And even if you know it's not going to make it, you kind of root it for awhile.
Elaine: And then you flush.
Jerry: Well, it's a spider.
Elaine: But why? Why don't you want to?
Man: I don't know.
Elaine: But wouldn't you get any satisfaction out of helping someone out?
Man: No, I wouldn't.
Man: I can't do it.
Elaine: But why? Why can't you do it?
Man: I can't.
Elaine: No, see that's not a reason you can't. You just don't want to.
Man: That's right.
