Elaine Benes Quotes (Page 9)
Photographer: Say "astronaut".
Elaine: Heh ,heh, say what? Haha, heh! say what?
Jerry: You took too many of those pills.
Elaine: Stella !!!!!!!
• Vote for this Quote! • June 26th, 2007 Elaine: You see, that's karma.
Jerry: No, that's Kramer.
Elaine: And what about the pony huh? What kind of abnormal animal is that? They're like big riding dogs.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007 Elaine: Maybe she's there in spirit. How about that?
George: If you're a spirit, and you can travel to other dimensions and galaxies, and find out the mysteries of the universe, you think she's going to want to hang around Drexler's funeral home on Ocean Parkway?
Elaine: George, I met this woman. She is not traveling to any other dimensions.
Elaine: Jerry, look at this closet! Look at this! I'm walking in it! It's a "walk-in." Can you believe it? I'm nuts about this, what do you think?
[closes closet with Elaine inside it]
Jerry: I like that!
Elaine: What do you think a hit man would charge to rub out a couple of cats?
Jerry: Well, it couldn't be too expensive. $13, $14 a cat?
Elaine: You want to make $28?
Jerry: You walk over that table, you pick up an eggroll, you don't say anything, you eat it, say "thank you very much", wipe your mouth, walk away. I give you 50 bucks.
George: What are they gonna do?
Jerry: They won't do anything; in fact, you'll be giving them a story to tell for the rest of their lives.
Elaine: 50 bucks, you'll give me 50 bucks?
Jerry: 50 bucks. That table over there, the three couples.
Elaine: OK, I don't wanna go over there and do it, and then come back here and find out there was some little loophole, like I didn't put mustard on it or something...
Jerry: No, no tricks.
Elaine: Should I do it, George?
George: For 50 bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow.
Elaine: Ya know, its not fair people are seated first-come-first-served. It should be based on who's hungriest.
• Vote for this Quote! • June 25th, 2007Jerry: Are you still using that same old alarm clock?
Elaine: Oh no no, I bought a new one today. It’s got everything! You oversleep more than ten minutes, a hand comes out and slaps you in the face.