Emily Gilmore Quotes
Rory: What about endowment boy?
Emily: The maybes.
Rory: You go Grandma.
Lorelai: I bet Gregorio would be good dipped in chocolate.
Rory: We're fondue purists, Grandma.
Lorelai: Yea we dip old school.
Emily: The government says you should have nine servings of fruits and vegetables per day.
Lorelai: Imperialist propaganda.
Rory: Noam Chomsky would agree.
Lorelai: I bet Noam doesn't dip fruit.
Lorelai: Why are you nervous?
Emily: I'm getting married!
Lorelai: For the second time. Mom, it's a pretend wedding. J.Lo has them all the time!
Richard: Hello?
Emily: There’s a dog on the patio!
Richard: What? Emily?
Emily: Of course it’s Emily!
Richard: I’m sorry. You sound agitated.
Emily: Did you get a dog?
Richard: Certainly not!
Emily: Well, there’s a dog on the patio.
Richard: Well, where are you?
Emily: Inside! Richard, do something!
Richard: I can’t see it from here.
Emily: Well, he’s here nonetheless, and he’s looking at me! Richard, the dog is looking at me!
Emily: But at some point, you have to face facts, and the facts are that he's moved on. And therefore, I should move on also.
Lorelai: Absolutely, move-on.org
Emily: Nice?
Lorelai: Nice and red and panty-suity.
Emily: Simon McLane
Lorelai: Who is Simon McLane?
Emily: He's my date.
Lorelai: What?
Emily: I have no idea what to put on. I'm in a blind panic, and its all your fault.
Lorelai: How is it my fault?
Emily: Because I used your line and it worked.
Lorelai: What line?
Emily: 'Hello'
Lorelai: 'Hello' is not my line. 'Hello is not a line. 'Hello' is hello.
Emily: Well, all I know is I helloed him today, and now he's taking me to dinner.
Emily: [Directing the setup of chairs for her party] Just move them so people can navigate around them comfortably. Not that far apart. Not that far apart! Good Lord, if someone needs that much room to get around a chair they shouldn't be at a party, they should be on a treadmill.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 24th, 2007 Emily: It's a panic room.
Rory: Like Jodie Foster?
Emily: Oh, my God. Will you look at this?
Rory: Bright.
Lorelai: And tasteful.
Emily: It's a vest.
Rory: Grandpa has lots of vests.
Emily: It's got glitter. It's a glitter vest.
Lorelai: So?
Emily: So? Where would your father wear a vest like this? Certainly nowhere he ever would've taken me.
Rory: Grandma, it's just a vest.
Lorelai: Yeah Mom. There's tons of places he would wear that.
Emily: Name one.
Lorelai: Okay, I'm at a loss.
Emily: This is insane.
