Emily Gilmore Quotes (Page 2)
Richard: Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch.
Emily: Well, then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business.
Richard: I'm fine. When is dessert? I have work to do.
Emily: It's coming as quickly as the woman can spoon fruit over ice cream.
Richard: Well, clearly, she has carpal tunnel or some other modern disease which is slowing her down.
Lorelai: I don't like rabbit.
Emily: How convenient. You're not eating rabbit.
Lorelai: But this is rabbit sauce.
Richard: It is rabbit sauce.
Emily: It is not rabbit sauce. Do not tell her that it's rabbit sauce.
Richard: It tastes like rabbit sauce to me.
Emily: That just goes to show how much attention you give to meals that are prepared for you.
Lorelai: If it isn't rabbit, then what is it?
Emily: It's duck.
Emily: We're not having dessert.
Rory: We're not?
Emily: I-I'm on a diet.
Richard: Americans are extremely fat.
Lorelai: I think they prefer Ruben-esque.
Rory: I don't think you're fat, grandma.
Emily: [looks at Lorelai] Thank you Lorelai.
Lorelai: [to Rory] Well, she was half right.
Sookie: I was just wondering if it's going to be okay to set up a buffet in the dining room.
Emily: I don't know. What do you think Pennilyn Lott would do? You think she'd set it up in the dining room? Because personally, I think we should just toss some cheese cubes in the coffin, stuff some toothpicks in her mouth, and let the people go to town.
Sookie: Is she serious?
Lorelai: You know, it's so weird. I know so little about Gran. I mean, like, what was her maiden name?
Emily: Gilmore.
Lorelai: No, no, her maiden name.
Emily: Gilmore.
Lorelai: Wait. Y-you're not saying -
Emily: She and Charles were second cousins.
Emily: Of course. Eat your food.
Lorelai: I think one of them is still alive.
Emily: Lorelai!
Lorelai: No, seriously. He was over near the radish like five minutes ago.
Rory: So who else is joining us?
Emily: No one. We brought one of Richard's coats to hang over the chair.
Richard: We're saying it's Marjorie's husband.
Lorelai: Hello?
Emily: It's a complete disaster!
Lorelai: My existence?
Emily: Not everything is about you, Lorelai.
Emily: What were you going to do, hit the man?
Richard: He went into my desk!
Emily: He was 85 years old.
