Emily Gilmore Quotes (Page 3)
Lorelai: Right, right. Football?
Emily: Lorelai.
Lorelai: Why does the question "Football?" get a "Lorelai"?
Rory: More broccoli, Grandpa?
Richard: Absolutely. Staves off the cancer.
Lorelai: Staves off my appetite.
Emily: You really should eat more green things, Lorelai.
Lorelai: I plan to eat a five-dollar bill later tonight.
Emily: Flying, thumping balls all over the place.
Lorelai: Flying, thumping what all over the place?
Emily: Balls.
Lorelai: [giggles]
Emily: You are four.
Lorelai: And balls are funny.
Emily: It's bad enough that you haven't taught your daughter how to interact with the opposite sex. You will not dress her up in one of your Sex and the City ensembles and send her out to tell the entire campus, "Don't worry. I'll ask you."
Lorelai: How do you know about Sex and the City?
Emily: I just found out that Sookie was pregnant!
Lorelai: Don't look at me, I had nothing to do with it.
Richard: This was my favorite thing to eat as a boy. My Gran used to make this for me whenever I was feeling a little sad. You know, if my cricket team lost or a girl I fancied, turned up her nose at me.
Lorelai: Well, then load me up, because there was this cute chick at the pharmacy today. I used my best material on her and nothing.
Emily: Richard, at least let Pena serve it.
Lorelai: No comment on my lesbian hilarity? My, how far we've come.
Emily: Take the cake into the kitchen now, Teresa.
Lorelai: Wait, aren't I supposed to blow out the candles?
Emily: Oh, Teresa can do that.
Lorelai: Mom, it's tradition for the person whose name is on the cake to do the blowing.
Emily: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought only children liked to do that. Shall we bring it back out and relight it?
Lorelai: No.
Richard: Well, would you like to make a wish and blow out the tapers?
Lorelai: Why am I being mocked on my birthday?
Richard: Because it's the Gilmore way.
Emily: I don't need anybody doing me any favors. You are released from your obligation, Lorelai. Have a nice birthday, have a nice life. I'm going to bed.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 10th, 2007Emily: You do not just leave a note. You call and say: "Mom, I'm in labor. Will you please drive me to the damned hospital?!"
• Vote for this Quote! • October 10th, 2007 Emily: Yes, but you’re not a kid, you’re a grown woman. What are people going to think when they see a grown woman bunking down with a bunch of twenty-year-olds?
Lorelai: Well, if the twenty-year-olds are cute, they’ll probably think, "Lucky!"