Emily Gilmore Quotes (Page 5)
Emily: You're crude and unprofessional.
Lorelai: I'd like that on my tombstone please.
Rory: Things didn’t go very well at the business fair.
Emily: What happened?
Lorelai: It was terrible, the 10th graders staged a hostile takeover of the 11th graders.
Emily: Lorelai Gilmore, are you seriously suggesting that your father go to a complete stranger and talk about his personal life?
Lorelai: Lots of people swear by it.
Emily: Yes, disturbed people, deviants, people with multiple personalities who see things and hear talking to them and roam the streets talking to themselves and licking parking meters.
Lorelai: Mom, you signed us up for a couple's massage.
Emily: So?
Lorelai: A couple's massage is for a couple ... not a couple of people.
Emily: We intend to leave here completely different people.
Lorelai: Yes, I'm going to be Ted Nugent.
Emily: You know historical homes are infested with mold, don’t you?
Lorelai: Mold?
Emily: It gets inside the walls and grows out of sight and shoots off spores that slowly kill you and your family.
Lorelai: You should get a show on the Home and Garden channel, Mom.
Lorelai: Well, you helped me pay for Chilton, I gave you Friday night dinners, so what's this, Sunday night tea?
Emily: Lorelai, I did this for your own good.
Lorelai: Wednesday night bridge club?
Emily: Lorelai.
Lorelai: Monday night football?
Lorelai: You are not seriously sitting there.
Emily: No. It's a hologram. Lifelike, isn't it?
Richard: Lorelai, this is just beautiful! It's like something out of Architectural Digest. You should be very proud.
Lorelai: [smiling] Thanks, Dad!
Emily: Your dress needs pressing.
Richard: His head is shaped like a football.
Emily: It is not.
Richard: If he fell asleep in the park, someone would try to punt him.