Emily Gilmore Quotes (Page 6)
Emily: I guess it must be present time.
Rory: You didn't have to.
Lorelai: Oh yeah, Mom, you didn't have to. Unless you got something that'll fit me too, in which case, good going.
Rory: Grandma, I can't believe you found the recipe for Beefaroni.
Emily: It wasn't easy. Antonia thought I'd gone insane.
Lorelai: Well…
Emily: No one needs a comment from you.
Emily: That's amazing. What did you use?
Rory: I don't know. We got it from one of those late night tv-ads. Apparently it also get rust-off nails and hinges, waxes your car perfectly and weather-proofs windows and doors.
Rory: How could you not have any baby pictures of Mom?
Emily: Because, when your mother was seven, I came downstairs and found her burning all of her baby pictures.
Rory: Why would you do that? I'm sure you were a cute baby.
Emily: She was. She was very cute.
Lorelai: 4… 3… 2… 1…
Emily: … in most respects.
Lorelai: Then we have liftoff.
Rory: What does that mean?
Lorelai: Nothing.
Emily: Do you know that every night at dinner the Kennedy clan would sit around the table having lively debates about everything under the sun. They would quiz each other about current events, historical events and intellectual trivia. Now the Gilmore clan is just as smart and worldly as the Kennedy's so come on someone say something.
Lorelai: Did you know that a butt model makes $10,000 a day?
Emily: [So] you were on the phone…
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Richard: Lorelai…
Lorelai: So, God is a woman.
Richard: Lorelai…
Lorelai: And a relative! That's so cool.
Lorelai: Independence Inn!
Emily: I need the hat rack.
Lorelai: The fish flies at night!
Emily: What?
Lorelai: I don't know. Who is this?
Lorelai: It was a mistake.
Emily: A mistake?! You call that a mistake!?
Lorelai: Well, I tried calling it "Al", but it would only answer to "mistake."
Emily: So what exactly is going on between the two of you?
Luke: Nothing. Really. We're friends, that's it.
Emily: You're idiots, the both of you.
Lorelai: I had the German measles| in the 5th grade, I still had to show up to the Christmas party.
Emily: Lorelai, let's be honest here. I'm not too happy with you right now and I assume you’re not too happy with me.
Lorelai: My polka-dot dress matched my face and still I had to sit through 12 courses.
