Emily Gilmore Quotes (Page 7)
Emily: What's wrong with the tomato?
Lorelai: It was fraternizing with the enemy.
Emily: This is not a drive-through! She is not fried chicken!
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Emily: What are you doing?
Lorelai: I'm taking out the avocado.
Emily: Since when don't you like avocado?
Lorelai: Since I said "Gross, what's that?" and you said "Avocado."
Emily: Have you seen the news?
Lorelai: Ever?
Emily: A bad storm is heading your way. It's already hitting us here.
Lorelai: Well, don't panic. I'll get the ark, you get the animals.
Emily: You smiled. You're pleased that the ice man looked at you like a Porterhouse steak.
• Vote for this Quote! • October 2nd, 2007 Lorelai: So what do we think of this?
Rory: Where would we put it?
Lorelai: I don't know. The Emily and Richard Gilmore Psycho Museum?
Rory: This is the strangest evening I've ever spent here.
Emily: So, how's it going?
Lorelai: Great, just getting ready for the big day.
Emily: Yes. So, Rory, your grandfather and I thought it might be nice after dinner for you to go around the house and pick out what you'd like us to leave you in our wills.
Richard: Take a look at that desk in my office. It's a really fine Georgian piece.
Lorelai: Why don't I ever bring a tape recorder to these dinners?
Rory: Oh, well, anything you want to leave me is fine.
Emily: Nonsense. You should have what you like. So look around and when you see something you like stick a post-it on it.
Lorelai: OK, you two have officially hit a new level of weird that even I marvel at.
Emily: You can pick out things too, you know.
Lorelai: Oh, well now it's way less creepy.
Emily: Did you hear that Richard? Apparently we're creepy.
Richard: Yes, well, live and learn.
Emily: Tomorrow our lawyer, Joseph Stanford, is coming by.
Lorelai: Ugh. Crazy Sissy's dad.
Emily: That's terrible. Sissy was a good friend of yours.
Lorelai: Mom, Sissy talked to her stuffed animals and they answered her.
Emily: Rory, correct me if I'm wrong, but men have walked on the moon regardless of whether your mother remembers it or not.
Rory: That's the rumor.
Emily: Champagne, ladies?
Lorelai: Wow, that's fancy.
Emily: Well, it's not every day I have my girls over for dinner on a day that the banks are open.
