Eric Cartman Quotes (Page 11)
Cartman: Oh please, Craig, we're 10 times gayer than you are!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 4th, 2007 Cartman: Man, Indians have it good, huh?
Randy: Now Eric, they're called Native Americans, remember? Show some respect.
Kyle: Cartman, who in the world is Mitch Conner?
Cartman: Look, I don't care what you guys believe. But with all the crazy stuff that goes on in this town, isn't it possible, just possible, that something I don't understand happened here?
Kyle: All right, all right. I guess it's kind of possible...
Cartman: Ha ha ha! I got you, kind of! I got you, kind of!
Cartman (as Jennifer Lopez): BEN! You bought me roses!
Ben Affleck: Jenny, oh Jenny, I just can't stop thinking about you.
Cartman (as Jennifer Lopez): I can't stop thinking about you either Ben!
Ben Affleck: I've been meaning to write a song or a poem, but I have no talent.
Cartman (as Jennifer Lopez): You can suck my culo, chica!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 4th, 2007 Cartman: repeat after me, Jennifer Lopez.
Ms. Lopez: Hennifer Lopez.
Cartman: no no, J-
Ms. Lopez: Hey.
Cartman: Mommm, Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 4th, 2007 Kyle: Ow! What the hell are you doing, Cartman?
Cartman: I'm killing you. Unfortunately I could only afford a wiffle bat so this may take a while.
Grocery Clerk: You know, son, I remember you coming in last week and buying this much toilet paper.
Cartman: Oh yeah, that's right.
Grocery Clerk: Toilet paper, toilet paper...
Kyle: You TP'd a house last week, Cartman?
Cartman: No, last Thursday night was Fajitas night.
Kyle: Oh… Awww!
Cartman: Have you seen the poop swatches?
• Vote for this Quote! • September 3rd, 2007
