Eric Cartman Quotes (Page 2)
Butters: You're not gonna, stick something yicky in my mouth, are you?
Cartman: I swear on my mother's life, Butters. I am not going to stick anything yicky in your mouth. [lifts up his shirt to show his massive gut]
Cartman: What he means, is that he's jealous that you've taken his place as my new best friend. But grow up Kyle! Change is a part of life...
Butters: Yeah, grow up Kyle!
Cartman: This picture, I'd like to call The Pierre. I invited Butters to stay the night and while he was sleeping I made a mustache on his face with cat poo.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 11th, 2007Eric Cartman: Suck my balls K-10, I'm not in the mood
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Kyle: [to Cartman] Yeah, I hate you, but I'm not going to help kill you!
Cartman: I thought you were my friends! I guess I was wrong! After all we've been through together, you guys won't even help me freeze myself.
Cartman As The Dawg: HALLPASS, SHOW ME YOUR HALLPASS!
Kid: What?
[Cartman slams kid up against the lockers pining him in the process.]
Cartman As The Dawg: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?!
[Holds up the bear mace for the kid to see.]
Cartman As The Dawg: THIS IS THE MACE THEY USE ON BEARS, FAGGOT! NOW LET ME SEE YOUR HALLPASS!
Kid: [holds up hallpass] It's right here.
Cartman As The Dawg: Alright, cool bra. Go with Christ.
[Cartman starts to walk away.]
Kid: What, you can't just push me up against tha…
[Cartman kicks the kid, sending him flying off screen.]
Cartman: Looks like you're about to get pwned.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007Cartman: Prepare to charge! Scroll over him with your mouse cursors and...right click!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Butters: I don't play World of Warcraft.
Cartman: Butters, you said you were on your computer all the time.
Butters: Yeah, but I'm playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
Cartman: [pause] Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
Butters: Oh, well, all right, then.
Kyle: Wow, look at all these people playing right now!
Cartman: Yeah, it's bullcrap. I'll bet half these people are Koreans.
