Eric Cartman Quotes (Page 22)
Cartman: I'm not the one walking around all day like Pippi Longstocking.
Stan: Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.
Cartman: Kenny's family is so poor that, yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 29th, 2007 Kyle: Cartman, what kind of costume is that?
Cartman: It's an Adolf Hitler costume. Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
Cartman: My uncle says smoking crack is kinda cool.
• Rating 4.2 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007 Ms. Cartman: Eric, dear, I just got a call from your friend Kyle's mother. She said that this show is naughty and might make you a potty-mouth.
Cartman: That's a bunch of crap. Kyle's mom is a dirty crusty Jew from my ass .
Cartman: I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like: "HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007 Stan: I don't want to shoot the bunny.
Uncle Jimbo: No nephew of mine is going to be a tree hugger.
Cartman: Yeah, hippie. Go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything.
Stan: Uncle Jimbo says after this, he's taking me to Africa.
Cartman: My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.
Cartman: Democrats piss me off.
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 28th, 2007