Eric Cartman Quotes (Page 23)
Stan: Cartman doesn't know a rainforest from a Pop-Tart!
Cartman: Yeah, I do! Pop-Tarts are frosted!
Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.
Cartman: If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?
Kyle: Dolphins don't live in igloos, those are Eskimos, stupid!
Cartman: Dolphins, Eskimos, who cares? It's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap anyway!
Kyle: Cartman! You're such a fat ass, that when you walk down the street, people go "God damn! That's a big fat ass!"
Cartman: No they don't, you jealous weakling!
Man: God damn! That's a big fat ass!
Cartman: AY!!!
Cartman: If dolphins are so smart, why do they get caught in those fishing nets all the time?
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Cartman: It's all a bunch of treehugging hippie crap!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Cartman: Follow your dreams, You can reach your goals, I'm living proof! Beefcake! BEEFCAAKE!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007Cartman: No Kitty, this is my pot pie!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007 Cartman: Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
Mom: Well I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!
Cartman: Goddammit, I didn't have an anal probe!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 27th, 2007