Eric Cartman Quotes (Page 5)
Cartman: Uh, guys? Did Chef seem a little, uh, trippy to you?
• Vote for this Quote! • September 10th, 2007 Stan: Dad, aren't you supposed to like, not drink and drive?
Randy: I'm not drinking and driving, I'm driving while I'm drinking, right boys?!
Cartman: Sure, whatever dude.
Karate Instructor: Karutamane-san! What are you doing?
Cartman: I'm doing some sweet banzai moves. I'm a little better than everyone else here.
Karate Instructor: Eriku-san, you must follow direction! You raku disciprine!
Cartman: Nah-uh, I don't raku disciprine!
Cartman: Don't be such a Jew, Stan.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007Cartman: The only way to fight hate is with even more hate!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007Cartman: [his advice to Butters] ...just roll with it, if they start lezzing out.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007 Kevin: You mean like that movie, Juwanna Mann?
Cartman: No, not like the movie Juwanna Mann! It's way cooler than that!
Cartman: God only knows the horrors that go on at girls' slumber parties.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007 Cartman: Ah, gentlemen, thank you for coming. We don't have a lot of time, so I'll cut to the chase. The girls at our school have been hiding something from us; hiding something huge.
Craig: What?
Cartman: What if I were to tell you that the girls have a device, which allows them to see into the future?
Stan: What?
Butters: How do you know?
Kyle: The girls do not have a device that shows them the future, Cartman. That's retarded.
Clyde: You, sir, mocked Cartman before, yet you too sit here demanding answers, now damn you, let him speak!
Cartman: Thank you, Clyde.
Cartman: Give me your Jew gold now!
Kyle: God damn it, you know I don't carry gold in a little bag around my neck, Cartman. What do you want from me?
Cartman: I want your Jew gold…
