Eric Cartman Quotes (Page 6)
Stan: Dude! Dude, did you see the news last night?
Cartman: Yeah.
Stan: You saw all those people trapped on their roofs?
Cartman: Yeah, that was pretty funny.
Butters: 'Ey, who's droppin' bombs in there!? How 'bout a courtesy flush?
Cartman: Up yours, Butters!
Cartman: Let's see, oh and I tried to exterminate the Jews last Spring...
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007 Cartman: And we'll need a black guy who will sacrifice himself when the others are in danger. [camera moves back and forth passing Chef several times] Oh how about...
Chef: [irritated] Yeah I know!
Cartman: God damn hippies!!!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007Cartman: They're not people! They're hippies!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007 Mrs. Garrsion: Hey boys. It's me your teacher Mrs. Garrison.
Cartman: [Whispers] You guys, Mr. Garrison has titties!
Cartman: [Walks up to a group of girls and flips each one off in turn] F**k you Millie! F**k you Annie! F**k you Bebe! F**k you Whateveryournameis!, aaaand F**k you bitch!
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007 Kyle (as a toddler): How about we play fireman!
Cartman (as a toddler): Jews can't be firemen!
Kyle (as a toddler): Shut up, fat ass!
Cartman (as a toddler): Don't call me fat you f**king jew!
Cartman: If you want to hurt the Wall-Mart, you're gonna have to go through me.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 7th, 2007
