Eric Forman Quotes
Laurie: Daddy, Eric has dirty magazines under his bed. Daddy, Eric snuck out last night. Daddy, I saw Eric drinking all your beer. Daddy, Eric made it hard for me to concentrate so I flunked out of college! Daddy, Eric used all my hand lotion.
Eric: Okay, that bitch is dead.
Jackie on Laurie: Innocent? Okay Eric, no offence, but your sister is as slutty as they come.
Kelso: Eric, are you gonna let her say that about your sister?
Eric: Sure.
Eric: How come Hyde gets to have a job?
Hyde: Because, Forman. You have potential. Whereas I’ll be a success if I stay out of jail.
Bob: Hey, there kids, where've you two been?
Donna: God, Dad can't we be gone for a minute without you making all sorts of accusations? I mean, God, it was just a minute!
Eric: To be fair, Donna, it was a little more than a minute.
Donna: God! Their marriage almost ended, they put me through hell, and now that they're getting back together, it's like it doesn't even mean anything! How am I supposed to write about love when they are the worst example in the entire world?
Eric: No, no, okay, look, they may not be the best example but, they do love each other. They just can't express it or, really any thoughts more complex than I'm hungry. But the important thing is that they really do love each other.
Donna: Yeah, I guess they do.
Eric: They do, you know they do. And that's why they need you to say what they can't say. Because, despite your bimbo-like good looks, you're very smart. Look, write the vows that you would write. And Donna, I know... I know it'll be great.
Eric: But I was thinking, why cuddle when we could do it?
Donna: Okay, you’ve been talking to those idiots in the basement again.
Red: What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you always so damn nervous?
Eric: Oh, hmm, I don’t know, maybe it’s because you’ve been yelling at me for seventeen years?
Eric: Were you good? Donna, you know how my mom's all over my back to write thank you notes and I never do, well, trust me, you're getting a thank you note.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Donna: I love you.
Eric: I love... cake.
Eric: Every time this starts happening, it winds up not happening. And then, you skip home... tra la la la la.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007
