Eric Forman Quotes (Page 2)
Eric: Well, first you drag me away from the wedding, and then you kiss me all the way over here, and then you pull me upstairs and shove me into my bedroom and put your hands all over my body, I just... I'm sorry, I'm confused.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Eric: Mom, how come we have to be here? I could be using this time to... not be here.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Laurie: You don't know anything! And if you do know something, I will make you sorry you were ever born.
Eric: Well, for your information, I'm already sorry I was ever born!
Hyde: Hey! I got a B in Spanish... I didn't even know I was taking Spanish.
Eric: [Moments later] Donna! You're smoking a cigarette!
Hyde: Even worse, man! It's a menthol.
[Later, after Eric drops the cigarette, Hyde picks it up and starts smoking it]
Hyde: Dios mio... No es bueno.
Kitty Forman: [about Hyde's brownies] Well, I know Steven put the special ingredient in.
Eric: I told him not to!
Hyde: [At the same time] Special ingredient?
Kitty Forman: Of course! Love!
Hyde: Yes, ma'am, Mrs. Forman. There's a whole big bag of love in here.
Laurie: [on Hyde's history paper] Oh yeah, what'd you get? A D?
Hyde: No. A C minus. [Red and Kitty cheer]
Eric: I got a B.
Red: You couldn't get an A?
[Eric and Laurie are fighting at dinner]
Hyde: Could we please not fight?
Laurie: [imitating Hyde] Could we please not fight?
Eric [to Hyde] Could you please not suck? [Laurie laughs]
Eric: Didn't you just, like, flunk out of college?
Laurie: Get bent, twerp.
Eric: Wear a bra!
Eric: [to Hyde] You're like the brother I never had. I mean, I have a sister, but I hate her, so this is great!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007[Eric, Hyde, Kelso, and Fez are in a bar. After ordering beer and Hyde claiming their in the military two attractive women walk up to their table.]
Charline: So, your in the military. What base are you from.
Hyde:[smiling] Its a secret military base.
Charlotte: I'm Charlotte and this is my sister Charline.
Kelso: Hi I'm... [in a manly voice] ...Ted.
Hyde: Seargeant Shaft.
Eric: You can call me Honcho
Fez: I am Eric Foreman
[Waitress delivers beer]
Charline: Oh, Sally, put that on our tab and bring everybody a round of shots.
Fez: What is going on?
Kelso: Their picking us up.
Fez: Ay, no.
Kelso: No, its a good thing.
Fez: Oh, okay!
