Eric Forman Quotes (Page 3)
Eric: I killed her. She was old, and the shock of her grandson telling her that she was nasty killed her.
Donna: Have you talked to Red about this?
Eric: I'm not talking to my dad about this. Do you remember how angry he got when I didn't rake the yard? And this is like, twice as bad!
Eric: [to Grandma] You know, it wouldn't kill you to be nice! [Grandma falls over dead]
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Eric: [to Hyde] Do you know how many cool guys live in New York? There's like... Lou Reed, man!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Eric: All right! That is quite enough! Everywhere I look now its sex! Sex! Sex! Well its disgusting and I for one will not have it in my basement!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Donna: [after Eric tells Donna he saw his parents having sex] I could remember like little bits of naked skin peeking through the holes of the hammock.
Eric: Wow. It’s weird but knowing what you went through just makes me feel so much better ‘cause you’re like totally over it, aren’t you?
Donna: And later they came inside and they had like this checkerboard pattern all over their arms and legs! And my dad laughed and said they fell asleep on the hammock. But I knew it was a lie. I knew what he did to my mom!
Donna: Just because a guy pays attention to me, it does not mean he wants to get me naked!
Eric: Oh, grow up!
Donna: Is that why you paid attention to me?
Eric: Of course!...not! Of course not! I love your mind. That's what I love.
Red: [as Obi Wan Kenobi in Eric's dream] A Jedi's power lies within his own mi-- are you even listening to me?
Eric: [as Luke Skywalker ] What? Yes. Um, you were saying, may the force be with me?
Red: No, I did not. Jedi Knight?! Jedi Dumbass!
Eric: [about David] I don't know. If I hit this guy, Donna's just gonna be pissed.
Kelso: No, man. Chicks dig that stuff! I mean, Leia, right, she acted like she was mad at Han. But I could tell she liked him.
Hyde: Kelso, man, what are you, an idiot? Leia likes Luke, I mean she kissed him on that bridge!
Kelso: Uh! Just for luck!
Fez: I'm so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fez man, it's Star Wars.
Fez: Screw that.
Hyde: Hey Forman, man, this thing better be good. If I don't see some space jugs, I'm going to be super pissed.
Eric: Oh, hey, guys, I heard it was okay.
Kelso: Well, there is no way it's better than the Planet of the Apes. I mean, those apes were really good actors.
Eric: So David, still got that big ol' curve in your spine?
Fez: Can I see it?
