Eric Forman Quotes (Page 4)
Donna: Remember when you beat him up on the playground?
Eric: I kicked his ass.
Jackie: Wait. Wasn't he the kid with scoliosis and asthma?
Eric: Yep. And I kicked his ass.
Kelso: [about Hyde taking Jackie to the prom] Hey, I love her.
Eric': No, you don't.
Kelso: Okay, I don't.
Eric: When I go to the hospital, I like to not die.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Donna: So, what do you guys wanna do when you grow up?
Eric: Um, not touch dead people. Ever.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007
Jackie: Look, I need to talk to someone. I can really use a friend right now.
Eric: Okay then well, good luck with that.
Eric: [to Laurie] What could be so important that you'd give up a week of whoring around Fort Lauderdale? Oh, I know. It's your grades, right? You're flunking out. Bingo! Forman scores, right?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Eric: I had a nice discussion with Red and Kitty about foreplay.
Donna: I'm really sorry Eric.
Eric: Yeah, me too.
Red: Damn good thing I went with him. He wanted to buy a leisure suit.
Eric: Come on, Dad. Leisure suits are cool. Everybody wears them.
Red: Leisure suits are for dumbasses. Believe me.
[Bob walks in wearing a leisure suit]
Red: You were screwing around. You backed into a hydrant. I can see the paint marks!
Eric: No! And by no I mean exactly. But it wasn't my fault sir, Kelso was giving me a...
Red: A what?
Eric: Kelso was giving me a purple-nurple. It's when you grab someone's nipple through their shirt and twist it really hard... until it becomes purple.
