Eric Forman Quotes (Page 5)
Cop: Which one of you is Eric Forman?
Eric: Oh, that's me.
Cop: Wait a second... is your father Red Forman?
Eric: Yes.
Cop: You poor bastard!
Eric: [sitting in a jail cell] We're not all in trouble here. [to Kelso] Your parents have seven kids. They won't even notice you're gone. [to Fez] Your parents don't even live in this country. [to Hyde] And your mom? Probably one cell over.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Kitty: Honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffel bag. Now, um, why do you need such a big bag of oregano?
Eric: Donna's Italian.
Kitty: So, Laurie, who are you seeing up at the college?
Laurie: Oh, I'm dating several.
Eric: [coughs] Slut!
Kitty: Bless you.
Eric: Thanks mom.
Hyde: [about Donna's gifts to them] So what'd you get?
Eric: ID bracelet.
Hyde: Cool. Your name on it?
Eric: Yeah. What'd you get?
Hyde: Tube socks.
Eric: Good! I mean... Tube socks are good.
Donna: [as she is reaching up to trim the top of the Christmas tree] Guys, how does that look?
[Hyde and Eric look at Donna's butt]
Hyde: That's great.
Eric: Yeah, that's fabulous, great.
Eric: Ah, come on, Hyde, did you have to write your name in the snow so close to the tree?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Red: Son, here's 40 bucks, go buy us a Christmas tree. And whatever money you don't spend, that's what you can use for your party.
Eric: Can I have 50?
Red: Knock it off!
Hyde: So, Foreman? Now that the scary kids are gone, is Buddy gay?
Eric: Well, I don't think it's really my place to...
Hyde and Donna: He's gay.
Donna: Where’s Buddy?
Eric: Oh, Buddy! Um. Well, Buddy got busy, so...
Jackie: I mean, I'm sure he has a lot to do. He is popular.
Fez: Yes and so obviously gay!
Jackie: Buddy is not gay!
Kelso: Please, Fez. That's just stupid! If Buddy was gay he would have been all over me.
