Eric Forman Quotes (Page 6)
Eric: [asking why Buddy thinks he's gay] Well, why would you think that?
Buddy: Cause we've been spending so much time together...
Eric: Because we're friends! I'm... I've been friends with Hyde for years and I never put the moves on him.
Eric: Are you gay?!
Buddy: No, I'm not gay!
Eric: But you just kissed me!
Buddy: Okay, I'm gay.
Donna: [to Jackie and Kelso] Finally. Where have you guys been?
Kelso: We had to look for the paper, and eat, and then some stuff happened, you know.
Eric: Your shirt's on inside out.
Kelso: Yeah, that's the stuff.
Fez: Goodbye, Eric, I am going home now.
Eric: No, Fez! You haven't met grandma.
Fez: Oh, hello, grandma! [He sees her feet] Oh! In my village we worship feet. And these dogs are a holy treasure.
Kelso: Eric, The Omen's playing in the drive-in! You know what this means for us?... It's make-out city!
Eric: I really like you as a friend Kelso... Can I bring a girl?
Fez: I am telling you. I heard it. The devil is singing backwards on the record.
Hyde: It's not the devil, man! It's congress. They passed a secret law to put backward messages in our records, man! They wanna kill rock 'n roll because they know it makes us horny, man!
Eric: Doesn't pretty much everything make us horny?
Kelso: Cartoons make me horny! Oh, and food!
Eric: I like you.
Donna: So... you're in like with me?
Eric: My dad's gonna kill me.
Donna: You're always saying that.
Eric: Well, this time he's gonna kill me. I cut class. I trespassed. I had stolen beer. And then I swung into a pool full of cops on a garden hose carrying my dad's tap.
Eric: I stole my dad's tap...[he sees his father, with the cops]...back from those thieves.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 26th, 2007Hyde: Forman, this is the only time we will ask you for anything.
Eric: You guys always ask me for everything!
