Eric Forman Quotes (Page 8)
Red: [to Eric] Oh, and next time, don't wear black socks. You look like an ass.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 26th, 2007Donna: Are you gonna streak?
Eric: No, we took a vote and it's unanimous. We're all very chicken.
Donna: That's too bad. It's been a while since I've seen you naked.
Eric: You've never seen me naked.
Donna: Like a zillion times! We were kids and you were always running around the neighborhood naked screaming Wee-Wee Pee-Pee!
Hyde: So Forman, the rally's tonight man, what's your decision?
Kelso: Yeah, are you gonna streak or not?
Donna: Don't pressure him.
Eric: No, I've been doing some thinking, and I'm in.
Hyde: Alright.
Donna: Well, you're gonna look like a bunch of idiots.
Kelso: A bunch of naked idiots.
Hyde: Look guys, we gotta do something that says we will not pay homage to a corrupt electoral system.
Fez: I know, a bloody coup!
Hyde: That's good, but we're looking for something great. Something that will make our founding fathers proud man, ya know?
Kelso: Let's streak!
Hyde: Bingo.
Kelso: I've always wanted to do that. Just run butt naked through a sea of people. Be free and shake it around! Alright, who's in?
Fez: Will people be chasing us with torches and pointy sticks?
Kelso: No.
Fez: Then, I am in.
Kelso: Great! Eric are you in?
Eric: Streaking, don't get me wrong, I'm completely pro nudity, but I think my dad might kill me and I'm anti being killed.
Hyde: Hey, if there wasn't some huge downside to doing something this stupid, it wouldn't be worth doing, ya know?
Donna: Good point.
Hyde: Oh, and I could write some really great slogan like 'I hate the fuzz!' on my ass.
Fez: If you hate the fuzz on your ass, why don't you just shave it off?
Hyde: I can’t believe this. Who cares if Ford is coming?
Eric: It’s better than when the Oscar Meyer weenie mobile drove through.
Donna: They didn’t even stop! They just slowed down and threw a bunch of hotdog whistles at us.
Hyde: Two girls in a phallic RV, driving around handing out things you blow... What a great country.
Mr. Burkhart: Now, the most important part of our presidential rally is the townspeople's Q&A section.
Bob: Just so everyone's clear, the Q stand for question, the A for answer. All yours, Jeb.
Mr. Burkhart: This is when normal folks step up to the microphone and ask the President questions, now you the important thing is to chose the right person. A working class guy, your average Joe. I guess someone you and I would call loser.
Red: Eric, say that your job was sent to a plant in what-the-hell-who-the-hell cares. Now, are you gonna vote for the guy that let that happen?
Kitty: Red, President Ford didn't take your job, he took Nixon's.
Red: Eric, we're waiting.
Eric: Uh, well, I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid and worth hearing.
Red: Well, that's, that's perfect Eric. Use that line when you're on for Miss America.
Fez: So, what did you get from Donna?
Eric: Nothing yet.
Kelso: Ohh! Maybe it's the big gift! You know, the really big gift! You guys know what I'm saying when I say the big gift, right?
Hyde: Yeah, we got it. And we got it.
Fez: I'm not even from here and I got it.
[Fantasy scene]
Donna: Now that the adults are gone, we can be as bad as we want!
Jackie: Who wants to give Eric a venereal disease?
Kelso: Hey look, coasters!
Hyde: Forget coasters.
Eric: Please fellas, my mom put out coasters for a reason.
Hyde: I think I'm gonna put my drink directly on the furniture. That way, it will leave a ring!
Eric: Noooo! Why, oh why, didn't I beg my mother to stay?
Fez: Quiet you silly American! I am making a long-distance call on your parent's phone!
Eric: But that's immoral!
Fez: Hah! In my country, of whereever it is I am from, I can never tell, morals get in the way of a good dirty time.
Kitty: Birthday breakfast! And this is it young man. A few gifts tonight and that's the end. And it is too late to change your mind about a party now so don't think you're getting one or you will be sorely disappointed! [she laughs]
Red: Happy birthday. You know, the lawn's not gonna cut itself.
[Red & Kitty leave]
Eric: Thanks mom, dad.
Laurie: Hey little brother, nice tent!
