Eric Forman Quotes (Page 9)
Eric: [dreaming] Donna, Donna, it's three am! Are you crazy?
Donna: Crazy? Crazy in love with you! What is it about you that drives me wild with desire?
Eric: Well, I am seventeen now.
Donna: Shut up and sit down. I have to give you your birthday present. It can't wait any longer. Close your eyes! [she hands him her nightgown]
Eric: This is my birthday present?
Donna: No, that's my nightgown. I'm your present. Open your eyes birthday boy!
Eric: Oh Laurie, I just remembered, I can't loan you the VistaCruiser on account of I hate you.
Red: Laurie, you're not driving the VistaCruiser. It's old and undependable. It could break down and you'd be at the mercy of any maniac who came along. That's okay for Eric. But you're taking the Toyota. Oh, and here's a twenty.
Laurie: Will that cover gas?
Kitty: Oh well, it should. Honey, honey, give her another ten just in case.
Eric: I could probably use some gas money.
Red: Yeah. And if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hops.
Red: So, how's your friend Janice?
Laurie: Pregnant.
Kitty: Oh, she was such a nice girl, how does that happen?
Eric: Well, first the egg travels down the fallopian tube to the uterus where it attaches to the wall...
Red: Eric, for God's Sakes, that's no language for a woman to hear!
Laurie: It's okay Red, I know what a fallopian tube is. I think mom does too.
Eric: Why don't you go upstairs?
Laurie: I am waiting for my jeans to come out of the dryer. And I want you to stay off my case. It'll only take me a minute.
Eric: I don't think Kelso is gonna last that long.
Laurie: Too bad. It's not like I'm completely naked under this. I'm wearing underwear, see? [pulls up her sweat shirt, and the boys groan] If we were at the beach, you wouldn't even notice me.
Hyde: If we were at the beach, Kelso would be in the water right now.
[Donna kisses Eric]
Eric: What was that for?
Donna: I just wanted to see what it was like.
Eric: What was it like?
Donna: You were there.
Eric: I wasn't ready for it.
Donna: What would you've done differently?
Eric: I don't know, something with my lips.
Donna: Sounds good. Let's try that next time.
Eric: When exactly is next time?
Donna: Goodnight.
Eric: Yeah, I'm really gonna sleep after that!
Eric: What a great night! It's amazing what one act of civil disobedience can do for you. I mean there's a whole world that's waiting to be driven to. We could go to Canada. We got a new battery, what's stopping us?
Donna: You know, I think Canada closes at nine-thirty.
Eric: Ever since yesterday, I can't stop thinking about you. I mean, I've known you practically my whole life. I want you! I want you so bad!
Donna: Eric, it's just a car!
Donna: Eric, relax. We've lived next door to each other forever. You could've had me when I was four.
Eric: Really? And there I was all day on the hippity hop. Stupid, stupid, stupid...
Eric: Wow Marsha, a football in the face, that's gotta hurt.
Donna: Ouch my nose!
Eric: That's gonna be huge in the morning.
Donna: Huger than my boobs?
Eric: Well, bigger than the left one.
Jackie: Why are we watching this without the sound? I am totally confused.
Red: What the hell happened to Bob's hair?
Eric: Beats me.
Red: His head looks like a poodle's ass! Boy, just when you think you've seen everything...
Eric: A poodle's ass walks into your party.
Red: Eric, no using the ass word, you're still in high school.
