Fez Quotes
Fez: Could you send your best wine to Caroline, and tell her when I said "hi" I meant "I'll take you like a stallion."
• Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007Fez: Look at this debauchery. This is the smelly underside of a once great nation. (He pauses.) Ooh, yum! Candy apples!
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007Fez: An apple? Where’s my candy, you son of a bitch?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 28th, 2007Jackie: [announces to the gang]Guess who's joining the Miss Dairy Princess pageant?
Fez: I know, a cow?
Kelso: You know, Hyde, seeing you work hard and take pride in what you do... I lost a lot of respect for you, man.
Fez: You used to be my hero. My lazy American hero.
[Eric, Hyde, Kelso, and Fez are in a bar. After ordering beer and Hyde claiming their in the military two attractive women walk up to their table.]
Charline: So, your in the military. What base are you from.
Hyde:[smiling] Its a secret military base.
Charlotte: I'm Charlotte and this is my sister Charline.
Kelso: Hi I'm... [in a manly voice] ...Ted.
Hyde: Seargeant Shaft.
Eric: You can call me Honcho
Fez: I am Eric Foreman
[Waitress delivers beer]
Charline: Oh, Sally, put that on our tab and bring everybody a round of shots.
Fez: What is going on?
Kelso: Their picking us up.
Fez: Ay, no.
Kelso: No, its a good thing.
Fez: Oh, okay!
Fez: [while looking into Grandma Foreman's casket] Oh my God, there's a body in here!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Hyde: Red, I'm sorry your mom died and I'm sorry Kelso's an idiot.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Fez: Mister Red, always remember: a mother's goodness is carried on forever by her sons.
[Marty starts crying]
Red: Have you met my sister, Marty?
Jackie: [in Eric's dream, dressed as storm troopers] Oh my god, you guys just gotta come over to the dark side!
Fez: They have free food!
