Fez Quotes (Page 2)
Fez: I'm so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fez man, it's Star Wars.
Fez: Screw that.
Hyde: Hey Forman, man, this thing better be good. If I don't see some space jugs, I'm going to be super pissed.
Eric: Oh, hey, guys, I heard it was okay.
Kelso: Well, there is no way it's better than the Planet of the Apes. I mean, those apes were really good actors.
Eric: So David, still got that big ol' curve in your spine?
Fez: Can I see it?
Kelso: Guys, guess who's taking Pam Macey to the prom?
Hyde: Anyone with a quarter?
Kelso: NO, ME!
Fez: Darn, and I had a quarter, too.
Fez: Oh, I know who I can ask to the Prom!
Hyde: Oh boy! Who Fez?
Fez: The lucky lady is... my English teacher!
Kelso: Fez, you can't take a teacher to the Prom!
Fez: Why not? She's always writing sexy comments on my homework: Nice Job, Good Effort, See Me, I love you... Okay, I made the last one up, but the other ones were real.
Fez: [about Edna's job] Oh, I am so excited to be in the food service industry. May I cut the cheese?
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Fez: I am so cold. The snow has stolen my manhood.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Fez: I love the snow! I am a winter nymph! I love America! [he passes out in the snow]
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Fez: [about the bottle of Amaretto Hyde gave him] Mmm! Liquid candy!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Fez: Nothing says Christmas like a big green Grinch ass!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Donna: Where’s Buddy?
Eric: Oh, Buddy! Um. Well, Buddy got busy, so...
Jackie: I mean, I'm sure he has a lot to do. He is popular.
Fez: Yes and so obviously gay!
Jackie: Buddy is not gay!
Kelso: Please, Fez. That's just stupid! If Buddy was gay he would have been all over me.
