Fez Quotes (Page 3)
Fez: [to Buddy, about his Trans Am] My God, with a car like that, you must be knee-deep in whores.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Fez: Goodbye, Eric, I am going home now.
Eric: No, Fez! You haven't met grandma.
Fez: Oh, hello, grandma! [He sees her feet] Oh! In my village we worship feet. And these dogs are a holy treasure.
[Donna leaves after finding out that Eric kissed Laurie's friend, Kate]
Kelso: I guess Donna didn't take it very well.
Red: Take what well?
Kelso: Eric made out with Kate.
Red: Anything else?
Fez: Your son is a whore!
Red: Kelso, stop saying "porno."
Kelso: I didn't say it Mr. Foreman, Fez did.
Fez: You are a bitch.
Fez: Oh no, Dick Tracy is trapped in a giant clam! Farewell sweet Dick!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Fez: I am telling you. I heard it. The devil is singing backwards on the record.
Hyde: It's not the devil, man! It's congress. They passed a secret law to put backward messages in our records, man! They wanna kill rock 'n roll because they know it makes us horny, man!
Eric: Doesn't pretty much everything make us horny?
Kelso: Cartoons make me horny! Oh, and food!
Mr. Erdman: [playing a KISS record backwards] There it is!... Devil loved me, Devil lives! It's clear as day! [Fez laughs] What's funny?
Fez: In my language, the record just said, 'I want to sex your monkey!'...Which I have never done!
Fez: Where's my toast, you idiots?!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 27th, 2007Fez: Kelso is my friend, I cannot take his woman.
Hyde: You're a good man, Fez.
Fez: Actually, I could take his woman, but I won't.
Hyde: When God gives you a keg, you gotta....
Fez: Kill a virgin!
