Fez Quotes (Page 4)
Ricky: Tell me, what do you consider your best quality?
Eric: Well, I'm a real people person.
Hyde: I don't answer stupid questions.
Fez: I speak Dutch.
Kelso: My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt too.
Kelso: Donna beat you in basketball?
Fez: Is this true, Eric?
Eric: Yeah. Is that a big deal?
Hyde: Of course not. Unless Donna happens to be... you know... a girl.
Kelso: Especially a girl you looooooove!
Fez: You know, in my country, if a woman beats you in something, that means she wants you.
Eric: Really?
Fez: Yes. But this is America. Wuss.
Kelso: Wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss, wuss...
Hyde: Kelso! Would you stop that?... Wuss wuss wuss wuss wuss wuss!
Eric: Wait, wait, wait. What about Kelso? I mean Jackie has him totally whipped.
Fez: Whipped like the family pig.
Kelso: I am not pig-whipped. Where are you guys getting this stuff?
Hyde: Are you kidding? (imitating Jackie) Michael, call me at eight!
Eric: Michael, do your Chico impression!
Fez: Michael, rub oil on my thighs while I spank you! (Kelso, Hyde and Eric give him blank looks) Please, someone else talk now...
Fez: [in the cafeteria] All this food for 45 cents. It is unbelievable. [tastes his food] Oh, I see.
• Vote for this Quote! • March 26th, 2007Hyde: Look guys, we gotta do something that says we will not pay homage to a corrupt electoral system.
Fez: I know, a bloody coup!
Hyde: That's good, but we're looking for something great. Something that will make our founding fathers proud man, ya know?
Kelso: Let's streak!
Hyde: Bingo.
Kelso: I've always wanted to do that. Just run butt naked through a sea of people. Be free and shake it around! Alright, who's in?
Fez: Will people be chasing us with torches and pointy sticks?
Kelso: No.
Fez: Then, I am in.
Kelso: Great! Eric are you in?
Eric: Streaking, don't get me wrong, I'm completely pro nudity, but I think my dad might kill me and I'm anti being killed.
Hyde: Hey, if there wasn't some huge downside to doing something this stupid, it wouldn't be worth doing, ya know?
Donna: Good point.
Hyde: Oh, and I could write some really great slogan like 'I hate the fuzz!' on my ass.
Fez: If you hate the fuzz on your ass, why don't you just shave it off?
Fez: So, what did you get from Donna?
Eric: Nothing yet.
Kelso: Ohh! Maybe it's the big gift! You know, the really big gift! You guys know what I'm saying when I say the big gift, right?
Hyde: Yeah, we got it. And we got it.
Fez: I'm not even from here and I got it.
[Fantasy scene]
Donna: Now that the adults are gone, we can be as bad as we want!
Jackie: Who wants to give Eric a venereal disease?
Kelso: Hey look, coasters!
Hyde: Forget coasters.
Eric: Please fellas, my mom put out coasters for a reason.
Hyde: I think I'm gonna put my drink directly on the furniture. That way, it will leave a ring!
Eric: Noooo! Why, oh why, didn't I beg my mother to stay?
Fez: Quiet you silly American! I am making a long-distance call on your parent's phone!
Eric: But that's immoral!
Fez: Hah! In my country, of whereever it is I am from, I can never tell, morals get in the way of a good dirty time.
Fez: [seeing Laurie] Holy Mother!
Kelso: Hello Laurie.
Laurie: Hello Kelso, Hyde.
Fez: Who is the goddess?
Kelso: The goddess is Eric's sister.
Hyde: She's not a goddess, she's more the earth mother whore type, which works for me.
Fez: [to Kelso] How can you say God hates you. At least you have a woman's love. Be happy, whore!
• Vote for this Quote! • March 23rd, 2007Fez: I may not say this right because I am new to English, but she has tremendous breasts, yes?
Jackie: Michael, who is this guy?
Kelso: Oh, that's Fez. He's the foreign exchange student.
Jackie: What did we exchange for him?
