Gabrielle Solis Quotes (Page 10)
Gabrielle: "I'm running out of money. In a couple of weeks, I'm gonna be screwed."
Yao Lin: "Why don't you hock some of your jewelry? There's a lot of stuff you never wear, and most of it's ugly."
Gabrielle: "Don't you have a toilet to scrub?"
Gabrielle: [to Carlos, who is under house arrest] "You're the man of the house? You can't even leave it."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007 Gabrielle: "Edie, what did you do to that dress?"
Edie: "Well, I made it audience friendly. Can you tell I'm not wearing any underwear?"
Gabrielle: "Yes!"
Edie: "Good."
Father Crowley: "Don't you want to be a good person?"
Gabrielle: "What I want is to be happy."
Father Crowley: "That's the answer of a selfish child."
Gabrielle: "I know."
Gabrielle: "Yeah, I’ve seen who you’ve been busy with."
John: "Danielle? Come on, I mean, she’s just a friend."
Gabrielle: "Well, before you get any friendlier, let me remind you, I can do things to you she can’t even pronounce."
Yao Lin: "I hate lying."
Gabrielle: "Yeah, well, I hate your ironing, so there."
Gabrielle: "Some people kiss their friends, it's like a high-five on the lips!"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007 Gabrielle: "How was school?"
John: "I got an A minus in biology."
Gabrielle: "Show me what you you learned."
Gabrielle: "Do you know how bored I was today? I came this close to actually cleaning the house!"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 16th, 2007 Gabrielle: "I can't believe she wormed her way in. How did you let her do that?"
Susan: "I don't know, I was gonna take her out at the knees, but it all happened so fast."
Gabrielle: "Well, you know what you need to do. You need to get there early, spend a little time with Mike before little barracuda gets there."
Susan: "That's a good idea. Edie will get there at 5:45, which means her breasts will arrive at 5:30, so I should shoot for five."