Gabrielle Solis Quotes (Page 3)
Xiao-Mei: "You are meanest person I know."
Gabrielle: "I am THE meanest person. You've been in the country a year. Modify your nouns, damn it."
Xiao-Mei: "What. A. Bitch."
Susan: "So, I've got everything ready to go: flowers, candles, Elvis Costello CD all cued up."
Gabrielle: "But who has the ring?"
Susan: "He does."
Gabrielle: "So, wait, you're gonna get down on one knee, pop the question, and while you're down there, dig in his pocket?
Lynette: "What if you pull out his key chain?"
Susan: "Then I'm gonna have to find a way to force it on my finger."
Gabrielle: "You were a virgin?"
John: "So, it didn't show?"
Gabrielle: "Uh, no. No, I mean, I guess it was, well, weird when you started naming the American presidents in order."
John: "Yeah, I wish you hadn't heard that. I was just trying to..."
Gabrielle: "No, no, you were good. Just, if it comes up in school, Paul Revere was never a president."
Carlos: "Do you have to be so high-maintenance?"
Gabrielle: "You married a model, Carlos. Maintenance is my only skill!"
Gabrielle: "Fine, I’ll learn to live without product. But when my hair starts smelling like hair, I don’t want to hear a word."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 21st, 2007Xiao-Mei: "I can’t go home. My uncle will sell me again."
Gabrielle: "Oh no, no Xiao-Mei, you’re not going anywhere. You’re much too important to Carlos and me. We’re gonna fight this and we’re gonna win!"
Bree: "Gaby, you can’t promise her that!"
Gabrielle: "Bree, you heard what she said. I can’t let this poor kid go back to China and become someone’s slave!"
Xiao-Mei: "Thank you."
Gabrielle: "All right, look my friends want to take some of this to go, so pack it up. And we’re a little low on coffee."
Bree: "Honey, you’ve got to eat something."
Gabrielle: "I don’t have an appetite. If fact, this is all going to go to waste. You guys should take something."
Lynette: "No, no, you should keep it."
Edie: "I’ll take a couple. What? Karl dumped me, so I’m alone. Food fills the void."
Judge Grimshaw: "In the meantime, try not to steal any more babies."
Gabrielle: "Oh, we just needed the one."
Carlos: "You wanna be a better mother? Do what my mama did... make sacrifices. My mama worked her fingers to the bone for me."
Gabrielle: "That’s what put her in an early grave. Well, that and the hit and run thing."
Gabrielle: "He's gonna light himself on fire with coffee liqueur?"
Carlos: "Would not have been my choice."