Gabrielle Solis Quotes (Page 7)
David: "You want to know if I’m interested in sleeping with your wife. Well, the answer is yes."
Gabrielle: "Carlos, he’s kidding. Tell him you’re kidding."
Carlos: "Shut it."
Gabrielle: "What are you doing here?"
David: "You left me a message. You said that you wanted to talk to me."
Gabrielle: "Yeah. I thought you’d schedule an appointment later. Right now, I’m, I'm sort of disgusting and sweaty."
David: "I’m a criminal lawyer. I’ve seen worse."
Gabrielle: "By the way, he was wearing a suit. How do you know he had a good body?"
Carlos: "Do you know?"
Gabrielle: "No!"
Lamar: "I bet he’s hot!"
Mona: "Do I need to say what our biggest problem is, or can everybody figure it out for themselves?"
David: "Can I be frank?"
Gabrielle: "Only if it ends with me getting what I want."
Gabrielle: "He called me a bitch."
Carlos: "Well, were you acting like one?"
Gabrielle: "He refused to help me get a conjugal visit."
Carlos: "Hold it. My lawyer’s in traction because you wanted sex?"
Gabrielle: "I don’t think a conjugal visit is such a ridiculous request."
Mr. Doyle: "With all due respect, Mrs. Solis, let’s just get through the discovery phase first, okay?"
Gabrielle: "But, I don’t think I can wait that long."
Mr. Doyle: "I am trying to get your husband out of jail. You want me to just stop everything so you can have a booty call?"
Gabrielle: "Excuse me! We are husband and wife. When we make love it is a very sacred covenant."
Mr. Doyle: "Huh?"
Gabrielle: "A woman does need to be loved, and since you didn't give it to me, I had to find it elsewhere."
Carlos: "So that's what the teenager was doing in our bedroom. Filling you with love."
Carlos: "What's the occasion?"
Gabrielle: "Uh, our anniversary?"
Carlos: "Oh, right."
Gabrielle: "How could you forget our anniversary? You sit in a cell all day long staring at a calendar."
Gabrielle: "If we give in to extortion, the guy's just gonna keep coming back for more money."
Carlos: "What choice do I have?"
Gabrielle: "You're a strong guy. You went to college on an athletic scholarship, for God sakes!"
Carlos: "It was for golf!"
Gabrielle: "Oh."
Carlos: "There's this guy, his name's Richie, and he's been saying some stuff to me, and I'm getting worried."
Gabrielle: "Honey, you and your macho pride. Just tell him you're flattered, but you don't swing that way."