Gabrielle Solis Quotes (Page 9)
John: "Why don't you just return the shoes and get the money back?"
Gabrielle: "Return the shoes?! I can't talk to you when you're being hysterical!"
Gabrielle: "Carlos cut up all my credit cards. I'm married and I can't shop, which is the worst of all possible worlds."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007 Gabrielle: "I feel trapped."
John: "You want me to open a window?"
Gabrielle: "No, I'm talking about my life."
John: "Oh. Are we done making out?"
Gabrielle: "If you ever hurt me again, I will kill you."
Carlos: "If you ever leave me for another man, I'll kill you."
Gabrielle: "Boy, with all this passion, isn't it a shame that we're not having sex?"
John: "What about me? Can't I be your plan B?"
Gabrielle: "Damn it, John. What is our new rule?"
John: "Stop pretending we have a future."
Gabrielle: "Thank you."
Gabrielle: "Because, one day, when the time is right, we're gonna tell him how he drove me right into your arms, and that's gonna kill him. And tonight, just whatever you do, don't call me beautiful."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007Gabrielle: "As I see it, good friends avoid each other after being humiliated, but great friends pretend nothing happened in the first place."
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007 Lynette: "I don't get it. I don't get who would pay Maisy for sex."
Gabrielle: "Obviously someone who is not getting it at home."
Bree: "Ah, what just happened?"
Lynette: "The stakes were raised."
Bree: "Yes, yes they were. I fold."
Gabrielle: "I've tried poor but happy. Guess what? Wasn't that happy!"
• Rating 5.0 / 5 • Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007Gabrielle: "John, you're a toy. A sweet, dumb toy. So you might as well go to college, because me and you? No future!"
• Vote for this Quote! • August 17th, 2007