George Bluth, Sr. Quotes
Gob: Hey, maybe that's it. Maybe we should do to the Japanese what they do in their movies. Build a miniature city, put it outside the window, tell them it's far away. It'll look real if you squint. God knows they're squinters. What do you think, dad? A whole, tiny town.
George Sr./Larry: Another brilliant idea, Einstein.
Gob: Really? You'd like to build it with me?
George Sr./Larry: Larry really never knows how to sell the sarcasm. It's a stupid idea.
Narrator: Meanwhile, George Sr. arrived at the Startled Straight tent.
Buster: I'll be waiting out here with my enlistment forms, so go in there and scare them right into my open ARM!
Narrator: But as it turns out, the fair had two Startled Straight tents, and George Sr. had wandered into the church sponsored one...
George Sr: Wanna be some guy's girlfriend?
Narrator: ...intended to scare gay young men into a heterosexual lifestyle.
George Sr: Wanna' have some guy reach around you in the middle of the night, and start messing with your junk?
Guy in Crowd: Is he ugly?
George, Sr.: Well, yes, it takes a little courage, Michael. I know that's not your strongest suit. You're even scared to ask a girl out on a date.
Michael: Why does everyone think I'm scared of girls?
George, Sr.: 'Cause you're a chicken. You're a chicken. Coo-coo-ca-cha, coo-coo-ca-cha!
Michael: What are you doing?
Lucille: Michael and women? A-coodle-doodle-do, a-coodle-doodle-do.
Lindsay: That's what I was just telling him. Chaw-chi-chaw!!
Michael: Look, I haven't found the right girl, when I do I will ask her out... has anyone in this family even seen a chicken?
Michael: We've got a picture of you with Saddam Hussein.
George, Sr.: I thought.... I thought that was the guy who played the Soup Nazi. I told him how much I liked his work.
George, Sr.: Are you ready for the bombshell?
Michael: Andy Griffith wasn't the bombshell?
George, Sr.: I'm a patsy. I was set up. By the Brits.
George, Sr.: Well, where the hell do you want me to go, Michael? Back to your mother’s? I believe there’s a freeloading loser in my bed.
Michael: You know, Buster lost a hand, Dad. He’s going through a lot.
George, Sr.: I’m talking about Oscar.
George Sr.: You know what's risky? Letting George Michael go on that church thing.
Michael: Well, her name's Ann, and he's not "going on her," they're just friends.
Car Salesman: Yeah, the Bronco’s been discontinued. We’re trying to shed that whole fugitive on the run thing. This is the Escape.
George, Sr.: What a fun name. May I test drive?
George, Sr.: This isn’t turning into the party hang out I hoped.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007 George, Sr.: I tried to drink some of the water, and it was too hot and it tasted like soy sauce. I think the teriyaki chicken burst.
Michael: That’s why people typically don’t cook in these, or install them in attics.
