George Bluth, Sr. Quotes (Page 2)
George, Sr.: I never gave you a company car. No. I gave you something far more important. I gave you company, which apparently, you don’t want to give to me, Michael.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007George, Sr.: Oh, thank God you’re here. I’m going crazy with the boredom, Michael. At least in prison, we had knife fights, and we had movie night. And once, both. Those men did not enjoy Soapdish
• Vote for this Quote! • August 9th, 2007George, Sr.: Hey, you’re not going to turn me in, are you? Because I had no idea there were sanctions against, uh, Iraq. You know, they sent me over there. They said, “Go build.” I ... Do I look like a criminal mastermind to you? How do you get this ham open? I can... I can’t get this ham open.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 8th, 2007 George Michael: Yeah? Wow.... He’s really gone! But you know, I think that if he was here right now, I would probably tell him that it all worked out. And that, um, I’ll be bringing you some salmon rolls right away. In heaven.
George, Sr.: [hiding upstairs, listening] How many times I got to tell this kid chicken wings?
George, Sr.: Is Oscar wearing my suit? Hey, you tell my brother you don’t wear dead man’s pants. Shame on him. And you say that to him. You say, you say, “Shame on you.”
George Michael: Okay.
George, Sr.: Say it to me like you’re going to say it to him.
George Michael: I’m probably not going to say it to him.
George Michael: It's the girl who ripped my heart out. The girl whose face will always be etched in my mind.
George Sr.: Her?
George Michael: [pause] She's really funny.
George Sr.: Well, let's hope so.
Michael: I might not be the best witness either. I got a call from Kitty this morning.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Your secretary?
George Sr.: My secretary.
Michael: She says that she's got some evidence and she's threatening to bring down the company unless we meet her demands.
Gob: Oh, that is just great. Now I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again. I mean, this family runs into problems and it's "Oh, let's have Gob [bleep] our way out of it."
Gob: I'll tell them, Michael. I won't do it. I'm afraid of what I might know...
George Sr.: Nobody wants you. Does anyone want him?
Barry: Who'd want him?
Lucille: [to Gob] They don't want you.
George Sr.: Michael, this is my brother. Do you know what it's like to have a sibling who has no source of income, except for you?
Michael: Just one? No, no idea. It sounds wonderful, though.
Narrator: And Michael tried to find the money the accountant said was missing.
George Sr.: I don't know. I probably stole it. I mean, if he says it's missing, it is. Unless he stole it. Hey, maybe he stole it.
Michael: He's the one who said it's missing.
George Sr.: Yeah, I probably stole it.