George Bluth, Sr. Quotes (Page 3)
George Michael: Good afternoon, Bluth company. Talk you off? Talk you off of what, Pop-pop?
George Sr.: George Michael. Oh. Hey, I thought you were ... When's that voice going to drop?
George Sr.: What are you doing firing Kitty? You can't fire Kitty. First of all, you don't have hiring and firing power.
Michael: I do, and I had to. She's crazy.
George Sr.: Well, that's why you don't fire her. You don't fire crazy. You never fire crazy.
Narrator: That morning, however, she had some startling news for him.
Cindi: I'm a mole.
George Sr.: Well, you know, God - God doesn't care how big your teeth are. Yes, you could go to a dentist and you could, woo - you could grind off about - I don't know - 30 percent. Maybe more. Yeah, I wouldn't miss it.
George Sr.: Hi ... this is not what it looks like ...
Lucille: It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence.
George Sr.: Yep ... yeah, that's it.
Tobias: Alright, let's discuss this bunking situation.
White Power Bill: You're gonna be sleepin' under me for a while!
George Sr.: [to Tobias] I sold you for a pack of cigarettes.
White Power Bill: I have worse plans for you if you keep trying to convert my team!
George Sr.: Okay, hold it, hold ... hold it now ... Now I'm doing no such thing; both of our religions have a lot to offer. There's the Jewish notion of heaven, and that it can be attained here on Earth. And there is your belief ... in the cleansing power of the lead pipe.
George Sr.: Where the hell is everybody?!
Gob: I'm here dad!
George Sr.: I can't believe nobody came!
George Sr.: Hey, Bruno, any chance that the hole is available between 4:00 and 6:00?
Lucille: I don't even want to know what that means.
George Sr.: Gentlemen, we do not wave our genitals at one another to make a point!
• Vote for this Quote! • August 6th, 2007 Lindsay: I mean, it's always been "Michael's got the brains, Gob's got the charm, Buster's got the ..."
George Sr.: High-fastening pants.
Lindsay: You said that?
George Sr.: No, I'm saying that now.
