George Bluth, Sr. Quotes (Page 4)
George Sr.: I'm paying thousands of dollars in Krugerrands.
Lindsay: What?
George Sr.: Gold Krugerrands. Your mother snuck them in here, stuffed them in energy bar wrappers to keep me from getting strangled in the shower or worse.
Lindsay: Stabbed?
George Sr.: ... In a way.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Are all the guys in here.. you know? [referencing gay inmates]
George Sr.: Oh no, no. No, not all of them.
Barry Zuckerkorn: Yeah. It's never the ones you hope.
George Sr.: Hope?
Barry Zuckerkorn: Think.
George Sr.: This game is never gonna happen. Look at this, half of these guys are still in their cuffs.
Michael: I hate to be a buzzkill, but I'm trying to get you out of here.
George Sr.: Yeah, well I'm trying to get us out of LAST place, Michael. We're playing Rahway next week. Word has it that they're getting Jose Canseco.
George Sr.: I'm under a lot of pressure here. I'm trying to get my newsletter off the ground. I'm trying to decide which gang to align myself with.
Michael: Is it pledge week already?
George Sr.: I've got it down to two. But honestly, I don't even want to choose. I just feel ... I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance.
George Sr.: I just haven't had sex in a month.
Michael: You've been here two months.
George Sr.: It's hard to gauge time.
Michael: Yeah, I'll bet.
George Sr.: You idiot, you're going to get yourself killed!
GOB: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize there weren't any magic fans in here.
George Sr.: ...this is my vacation, Michael.
Michael: You're doing time, dad.
George Sr.: I'm doing the time... of my life!
George Sr.: I don't have time for your magic tricks.
Gob: Illusions, Dad! You don't have time for my illusions!
George, Sr.: They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime.
Michael: Yeah... I don't think that that's true, dad.
George, Sr.: I've got the worst *bleep* -ing attorneys.