George Costanza Quotes (Page 10)

Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza

George: Diane DeConn? You saw Diane DeConn!
Jerry: Something huh?
George: Yeah! How'd she look.
Jerry: She looked great. She asked about you.
George: She did? What did she say?
Jerry: "How's George?"

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Kramer: Who wants to have some fun?!
Jerry: I do.
George: I do.
Kramer: Are you just sayin' you want to have fun or do you really want to have fun?
Jerry: I really wanna have some fun.
George: I'm just sayin' I wanna have some fun.

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George: [regarding his new coat] It's Gore-tex!

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Priest: Is there one aspect of the faith that you find particularly attractive?
George: I think the hats.

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George: "A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime."
Jerry: "You're a lucky guy."

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George: Jerry... this woman hates me so much... I'm starting to like her.

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George: Ta-ta, Tuttle.

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George: Back in college, they use to call me the little bulldog.

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George: Well, it's kind of a mystery, isn't it?
Doctor: No, not really.
George: How so?
Doctor: May I suggest the possibility that you're faking?

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Doctor: I've looked at your X-rays.
George: Uh-huh.
Doctor: And I find that there's absolutely nothing wrong with you.
George: Hmm. Really? Nothing?

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